Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Atkins song

Richard posted this on his blog and I wanted to post it here.

SONG OF THE DAY: Maybe this is a bit behind the trend - but if they can use the "Chipmunk Christmas Carol" about hula hoops to sell DVD's of "The Sopranos," I can put new lyrics on it for health reasons:

Mister Atkins, he has said....
To lose weight, do not eat bread.

Carbohydrates, they can be....
Adding to obesity.

Eat lean meat -- and eat fish, too.
Protein foods are good for you!

If you'd rather wind up dead....
Eat lots and lots of bread

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