Birthday calculator

Found this great birthday calculator. It will tell you all sorts of things about the day you were born. Here's my results.

You entered: 1/11/1971

Your date of conception was on or about 20 April 1970 which was a Monday. (I know this is wrong. My parents know for a fact that I was conceived on May 1, 1970.)
You were born on a Monday under the astrological sign Capricorn.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2440962.5.
The year 1971 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/6/1970 and ending 1/26/1971.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog.

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 11 April 1971.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 24 February 1971.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 30 May 1971.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 6 June 1971.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 21 September 1971.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Sunday, 11 April 1971.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 23 February 1971.

As of 3/9/2006 3:37:42 PM PST
You are 35 years old.
You are 422 months old.
You are 1,834 weeks old.
You are 12,841 days old.
You are 308,202 hours old.
You are 18,492,157 minutes old.
You are 1,109,529,462 seconds old.

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 5.02583170254403 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

There are 308 days till your next birthday on which your cake will have 36 candles.

Those 36 candles produce 36 BTUs, or 9,072 calories of heat (that's only 9.0720 food Calories!).
You can boil 4.11 US ounces of water with that many candles.

In 1971 there were approximately 3.7 million births in the US.
In 1971 the US population was approximately 203,302,031 people, 57.4 persons per square mile.
In 1971 in the US there were approximately 2,158,802 marriages (10.6%) and 708,000 divorces (3.5%).
In 1971 in the US there were approximately 1,921,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000).
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.

Your birthstone is Garnet.

Your birth tree is:
Fir Tree, the Mysterious
Extraordinary taste, dignity, cultivated airs, loves anything beautiful, moody, stubborn, tends to egoism but cares for those close to it,rather modest, very ambitious, talented, industrious uncontent lover, many friends, many foes, very reliable.

There are 291 days till Christmas 2006!
There are 304 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were born was full. (My sister and brother were also born on the full moon.)